What would life be like without a moon?

Well, the earth would burn up and explode like a balloon

Could never make love on a full moon

Songs of the moon would be out of tune

 How could the surfers ride their waves?

They would be lost in deep dark caves

Only werewolves would love this day

Unless your Jacob who would be Edward’s prey

 Who would care if you were the first man on the moon

When you have to survive on a dried up dune

There would be no night

Just 24 hours of daylight

 Shamu would be boiled in water

And the day would just get even hotter

We would spin all around like a merry go round

There is no more gravitational pull to hold us down

 Life wouldn’t be the same without a moon

We would hate our life really soon

So I advise you to go outside and be thankful that we have a moon