What would life be like without a moon?
Well, the earth would burn up and explode like a balloon
Could never make love on a full moon
Songs of the moon would be out of tune
How could the surfers ride their waves?
They would be lost in deep dark caves
Only werewolves would love this day
Unless your Jacob who would be Edward’s prey
Who would care if you were the first man on the moon
When you have to survive on a dried up dune
There would be no night
Just 24 hours of daylight
Shamu would be boiled in water
And the day would just get even hotter
We would spin all around like a merry go round
There is no more gravitational pull to hold us down
Life wouldn’t be the same without a moon
We would hate our life really soon
So I advise you to go outside and be thankful that we have a moon
